The science of selling yourself short

ello everyone and greetings. I could try to sumerize this week but theres really nothing to say. I guess I'll just rant about random things. I'm really excited cause I'm going to Florida for spring break and we'll be staying at the hardrock hotel! I'm told they even play music underwater at the pool! I'm also going to Universal Studies. Granted I'm more of a Disney person but I figure since I haven't been to Universal since my wee days as a monchichi I should pay another visit. Besides I was like 5 when I went and like the only memories I have of it was being too short to reach the pedals on the ET ride, taking a Nickaloden (How the fuck do you spell that?!) tour and seeing Legends of the hidden temple (i still watch the re-runs of that show), and I think I might have got slimed but I can't remember. Hence I decieded it would be cool to see it and actually be old enough to remember it. I joined book club last week as something to put on my resume. Turns out it's really sweet though! The people are super cool and they taught me how to make pirate hats out of newspaper and how to read anime (anime is actually not as bad as I thought it would be, alot are like pg romance novels)! They even call me Kyle, which is nice cause I get sick of being called Kayle sometimes. I'm reading the "modern classic" catcher in the rye for the club. I hear it's the number one book read by criminals in jail, which by what I've read so far makes that fairly understandable. Although it's a pretty good book. Pretty bored right now. Just rockin out to my ipod. Proubly should study for tommorrows math test sum. I'm pretty much doomed as always though. Nothings ever going to work out right as ALWAYS. oh well so long, best wishes and any donations of a AAA battery would be greatly appreciated. Many thanks.

Three cheers for the U.N.

ello everyone. Who knew the sex pistols could stir such a clash. Anyways this weekend was CRAZY at the model u.n. meeting. I don't feel like explaining things though. As if anyone does anymore anyways. Hence here is the recap of my weekend.
St. Patrick is sweet (love st. pattie's day)
too much hangman
watching the Maury show in the hotel room with the guys
The CREEPIEST most HILARIOUS dinner conversation with Ash, Sam, and Dr. Phil aka Anthony
Going to commitee
Getting sick of discussing freaken freshwater
I hate the delegate from Iran in my comitee
Ash and Sam doing PDA (porvre, porbre Kayle)
brink of losing williamston MUN
Me making an excuse for Ash's sake
MORE ash and sam PDA
Having Sam's ipod and relating to Panic! at the disco lyrics
Sleeping in chairs
The offering of the coat
"Stealing" Ashley M.'s guys on the dance floor and getting their emails
Meeting someone who had a FREAKISH amount in common with me (we both love Motion City, Panic! at the Disco, speak French, love the London subway, and want to move to England).
Sad Ashley B.
Tia and Erin magically bolting the door shut and getting locked out at 3:30 in the morning in the hotel hallway (They didn't open it till 7 and they had to sleep in a seperate room).
Ashley getting sick and vomiting
Everyone getting sick from the crappy chicken they served us.
Not getting the delegate of South Korea's email because of the others sickness (Kayle est tre triste)
Leaving early and coming home
working till 3:30 a.m on a 100 point history paper on Norman Rockwell.
Going to sleep at 4:00 in the morning.
How I hate almost everyone
Currently listening to Say Anything's newest song Wow I can get sexual too. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2296310
watching the tape we made for chis
Quotes:
"I'll make you a Shirley Temple if you make me a Sidecar."-Sam
"We wish Turkey to elaborate on the extra-terestrial?"-deligate from Pakistan
"Who's Tahaiti?"-delegate from Iran, "You mean To: Haiti?"- delegate from Turkey, "Oh."- delegate from Iran.
Can't think of anything else to say. Sorry I guess that really wasn't a short recap was it. Oh well.
Till later.

Hotel Party

Ello eveyone! Anyone have questions about my weekend see KT's blog. I'll give you my summary though anyways.

Friday- Packed up and drove to wherever we drove to. First we went to Mike's band festivel. Had sum pizza and faygo pop (cheers). Walked around in the halls. Drove some more (yay for headphones). Got to this crap hotel with kids running everywhere and people yellin at each other. The soap wasn't even worth stealing I was kinda sad. But anyways yeah roamed the hallways went swimming where I beat some like 13 year old at a swim relay. Go me! Slipped in and out of conciousness as attempt to sleep on an air matress with kt.

Saturday- Three cheers for a continetal breakfast! KT and I ate waffels. It always made a beepy noise when it was done like when people die on ER. No worries Dr. Olivena and Dr. Corsair suited up for an operation and saved them. So right KT's folks went to Mike's hockey game me and KT went shopping. I got a new pair of converse (army green lowtops with pinstripe!), 2 cute new shirts, a sweet pair of sunglasses, and a sex pistols cd (Never Mind The Bollocks here's the sex pistols). we then sat down ate a pretzel and we counted how many guys passed back and forth between SunCoast and The Gamestop. Needless to say it was ALOT! Warm day so we hung out outside till KT's folks came. Back to the hotel, then to a hockey game, did a lot of coloring with crayons. Danced at the hockey game, I think everyone thought i was crazy (But it was Bloc Party and Beck playing on my dance mix I just had to dance!). To the hotel ate nacho's at the hotel resturant. Danced, sang, and skipped randomly down hotel hallways. And in case you haven't heard I've recently taken up the harmonica. I must say I'm showing signs of improvement. Drank coffee. Talked to KT's dad and some hockey mom about why girls should date. They left and I did a ballet solo and an irish jig. Sweet eh!

Sunday- Dude KT we got up at 7:30! SERIOUSLY! Man good thing I didn't see the clock I wouldn't have died at the sight of those didgets on a Sunday Morning! More Hockey games. Drove back home (god bless the ipod). Came home did some laundry. Hung out online. KT came over and we watched Cullen play this super nerdy game on the Super Nintendo. It was hilarious! Then we had a picnic outside and ate chips and salsa. KT left round 5ish. Talked to Ash. Ate dinner. Played Conkers bad fur day on the N64 with Cullen. Hugged Cullen goodbye and he left back for college. Talked to Ash sum more. Updated my blog. Yay all updated. Quotes anyone?

"Save the Waffels"
"Katie's happy because..."
"Hope to see baby log soon. Baby Pepsi needs a friend to play with"
"Are you my entertainment tonight?"
"Are you on the swim team?
"Dang I forgot my harmonica"
"You should play the Bongo's"
"I love that dutch guy!"
"Na na na na na...na na na na na"
"I can do a butt dance, can you do a butt dance, we can do a butt dance, la, la ,la,la"
"I must get the extra armour!"
"Is that a hippie bag?"
"Yeah they're losers they jump up and down."
"I have to get to the next level!"
"I pinky swear, meaning I'm swearing at you with my pinky."

Sorry this was such a long post! Thanks for reading though.

The mud ate my shoes

ello everyone. Today wasn't as bad as I thought is would be. Turns out Presto didn't even count that science quiz. I'm guessing it was more just to teach us a lesson that we need to pay attention in class. I'm glad he didn't count it though cause I got like 12/20. So I also took my math test retake. I think that went well...which proubly means I'm screwed. Oh well at least I tried. I even went through the problems with Mr. Kersten. Mr. Kersten isn't such a bad teacher, he helped me with the billons of questions I got wrong. I hope I at least did ok on the retake though. Well I'm looking forward to hotel party time with KT. It's gonna be awesome! I'm so bringing crayons! Although on my way to school today (randdom subject change) I kinda forgot that the snow melted so when I had to walk through mud, the mud ate my shoes. I walked home barefoot (on gravel too and what was left of snow, it was cold and painfull to say the least), and I had Dad call me in tardy. That was Kayle's big adventure. YAY! I wonder what will eat my shoes tommorrow.
Quotes-
"Whats with you and gernades!"-Steven
"You guys move too slow!" (in referance to the Lumberjacks)- me
"I'll always eat skittles."-Presto
Enjoy that and so long I can't think of any more good quotes.

Passport to anywhere but here

Ello everyone. Life's shitty as always as I enjoy ranting on about how nothings ever fair...which it isn't. I recently found out that the reason my grades are so shitty in math is because 70% of my grade is based on tests! SEVENTY FUCKING GOD DAMN PERCENT! SO I DO ALL THE GOD DAMN WORK IN CLASS AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE A DAMN DIFFERENCE! What a great lesson you can do every assignment do ALL the work and you will pretty much practicully fail, or be on the verge of failing. How utterly fucking comforting eh! 70 percent of my grade is based on two tests! It's based on two days of work. So now I have to do a test retake tomorrow and I cant seem to make myself sit and study. It's so frustrating to be so stupid! I try but I always get the answear wrong. Plus Presto randomly tells us TODAY that we have a TEST tommorrow. Great thats alot of time to study. And my two worst subjects too. I'm so horrible at tests. I hate tests. God must seriously hate me or forgot I exist or something, because it seems things are never going to get better for me. And you know what they never have, they just get worse. Tommorrow is going to be horrible. Well at least maybe I'll feel better this weekend when I hang out with KT on that whole hotel experience. Should be sweet. At least thats something to look forward to. I don't know about this whole modeling shenanigan though. I don't think girls who look like 12 year olds on drugs like me are accepted and can excel in the entertainment/modeling biz. Oh well at least I can steal me some hotel soap.

Me and Cullen

Howdy. Greetings from my basement computer. You know I kinda almost miss updating my blog during 2nd hour computers. Oh well. My four day week off was pretty sweet. I went on a major shopping spree. It was awesome I got shoes! I actually didn't hang out with any friends all break though. It was almost sad. Thats ok though cause Cullen's home for Spring break and we get to watch Futurama together and do stupid stuff like get in a toy dart gun fight (I must say my shot stands a decent chance against his). Cullen also requested that I put these photo's on my blog. See we made a bet on if he could shoot a dart into my tea (lately I've been addicted to drinking tea I don't know why cept that it tastes good). Every time he missed I got 5 cents but if he made it in I owed him a buck. See photo's enjoy.

Cullen picking up and loading the dart gun











Cullen with the loaded dart gun















Cullen shooting the dart gun




Cullen made it into my tea cup after 5 shots so I gave him 50 cents. Then he made another bet with me and said if he made it in my tea cup again he'd give me back my 50 cents. It only took him one shot and I got my 50 cents back! And that was my 4 day weekend.

Seven Days and She's comin to get me

Hello everyone. Today's been alright I suppose. Last night Cullen came home I'm assuming for the weekend. He left this afternoon but I'm guessing he's coming back on account of I find it highly unlikely he would leave his magic cards here on purpose. But we watched some Aqua Teen into the wee hours of the morning. It was pretty sweet. Then Today I set my alarm for 10:45 because I didn't want to sleep in all day but ironically I hit snooze so many times that I really didn't wake up till 11:45. Didn't really do much just sat around and was bored. I went uptown around 3 but I was super angry at myself cause I think I lost my library card. I went uptown anyways though because I just wanted to get out of the house. So I went to the dollar store bought some more crayons and some water color markers. Then went to Felpaush (so can't spell it) and got a Jones soda and a rasberry filled dougnut. I later then ate that doughnut with the grande coffee I got at the coffee shop. After my coffee and doughnut I went to the park and played on the swing set but my ass got wet on account of the ice and snow on the swing. It was still fun though. I also tried to take some pictures with my digetal camera but it was being a little bitch. The only picture that really came out made me have flashbacks to watching "The Ring" and made me question if I am going to die a painful death in seven days (see picture to the right). Although I must say for being one of the creepiest pictures ever it is a pretty sweet shot. However I am still angry at my camera for all the other pictures I took that didn't show up. Oh well what can you do eh. Anyways after the park I walked home and then sat down in front of my computer and updated my blog! Yay! And of course have started painting my nails with the nailpolish by the computer why I write this post. Well not much to say. I proubly should stop writing and go work on that bloody freaken American Dream report thats due in English. So hopefully I'll see ya'll later. Bye.

Not the brightest crayon in the box

Hello everyone. Today we had an "Ice day" so school was cancelled. Granted I did get out of a French test but I really needed to print off my EDP and email a paragraph on my American Dream report to myself that I saved to the school computer. Today is crappy because my parents as predicted my parents are being all bitchy about my grades. It's been nothing but one argument after another all day. Man it makes me feel so stupid when I try so hard and it never seems to be good enough. I hate my parents. If they are my parents. I'd rather think I was born from a bunch of rock n roll freaks, kidknapped from my loving family and put up for adoption by some criminal. It's far more comforting. Anyways on my day off I slept till like 2 in the afternoon and dreamed I was a professional swimmer (lol I was good too). Woke up went to the cyropractor. Came home. Fought with Mom about my grades again before she went to Office Max. I ended up making eggs and bacon which helped me cope with the constant reminder of my stupidity. I also have been in indulging in anything I want to drink which so far I believe has been 2 cans of coca-cola, A cup of tea (two spoonfuls of sugar and a bit of honey included), and a cup of microwaveble french vanilla coffee. I also had a bowl of moose tracks sum time ago. So after flipping through the channels on the telle I finally ended up watching the Brit Music awards. It was pretty sweet I was super happy that James Blunt won best male vocal. Green Day also won some awards and so did Kaiser Chiefs. After that I was inspired to start writing a story and so far have a page written of it. I also got bored and took some more photo's with my cheap digital camera. I finally learned that theres a self timer on it so I kinda went camera clicker happy and took alot of pic's. Here they are.

Makes me wanna drink a coca-cola

Hello everyone! I'm super excited cause Kev came over and hooked up this cheap ass digital camera that looks like it came out of a cereal box! But eh it works so I aint complaining. Follies was sweet. Went to Dillon's house before the dance and hung out with Dill and Krissy. At Dill's we watched Kill Bill volume 1 and 2 and ate pizza. It was pretty sweet. Then I went home to get ready for the dance and being a girl I showed up late cause I took too long getting ready.But the dance was wicked fun. Had an AWESOME time dancing! I think dancing must be my only true forte. Sadly the fun ended too soon and then came sunday and monday. Yesterday (monday) especially sucked cause I had a 20th century film project, a math test, and a science test ALL on the same day. I tried my best but I deffinetly think I failed both my tests. And as for my project I was super angry cause I spent all monday and sunday making a poster and it turns out all we needed was to just do a freaken speech. I was so upset. I coulda studied more instead of doing the poster. And to top that cake today my parents are going to parent teacher confrences so they'll see my lousy test scores and nag at me and constantly remind me how freaken stupid I am...yay. It's not like I don't try cause I do I ask the teachers questions, I ask other people for help but for some reason my parents still don't believe that I can ACTUALLY be that stupid. But anyways today Kev hooked up my camera so I wanted to share some random pic's just because I can (keep in mind it's a crappy camera so if it's blurry oh well). Here enjoy.
Thats me with my hat (I love my hat it is my friend)

Sum more pictures of me (sadly I had no one else to take pictures of)
It is indeed a little pony that is mine awwww how cute!
The 99 cent NYC nail polish I keep by my computer
Yum the mac n cheese I just ate. Ok I'm sure you're bored as I am so till later, toodles.