I don't need to be shown the door

You know what I don't understand? How do people get like thousands of other people to read their blog? How the hell does that stuff catch on? Is it just like one guy reading a blog being like wow this a sweet blog and him telling the other 1,999 people they ought to read it? I was just thinking bout it cause that's what Diablo Cody did and now she's like this high ranking writer/celebrity. Maybe I should just ask Diablo Cody. Idk I was just curious about it. I think my life is too mundane to be morphed into a famous blog since I'm not willing to share my own corrupting information with the world. I guess I could write a fictional blog but eh I don't think I ooze that much creativity out of my pores. Which reminds (not really but anyways...) don't give me your loose change at 7-11 after I already opened the register and am about to hand you your change. It's really annoying and I suck at doing basic math in my head, so please be a polite customer and just don't do it.